Hey Throbbers, Brian here.
I’m presently lounging in my penthouse atop the Capitol Records building, listening to a Beyonce single that you won’t hear for two and a half years. As I absorb “Get the Fuck Out of My Pool House” by Beyonce feat. Ariana Grande, Big Freedia & Blue Ivy Carter, my mind has begun to drift to my recent highly negative Bieber reviews. I became unsettled by a thought and I can’t go on listening to Diplo’s amazing post-dubstep production on this track until I clear something up: whilst I might not call myself a “Belieber,” I am not a Bieber hater. I just happen think his attempts at sex music are war crimes. And to prove my lack of an anti-Bieber bias, I’ve posted above a legitimately terrific Bieber track. “Thought of You” is an amazing slice of euphoric dance pop perfectly suited to JB’s whiny baby voice. Bask in its hand-clappy glory.
I surely in the next few days will return to shitting on all the faux Mike Will Made It tracks Justin is himself shitting out. But for now, let us witness the greatness this fallen idol is capable of. Oh, sorry, have to go. One Direction just dropped by to play Settlers of Catan and Niall finally sprung for the Cities & Knights expansion pack. I’m glad we had this talk.
Wishing you Graduation dreams and Yeezus nightmares,
Don’t know how I missed this incredible post.