Jesus, I’m late to the game on this one, but this is bananas. Damn, this is really really good.
Flytalker Records Digital Mixtape Series:
“Things I Shouldn’t Sample”
Hosted by Hot 97’s DJ Cipha Sounds
Song 1: Chobani Greek Yogurt
Oh I’m the best rapper in the history of the Milky (Way)
My hair like a silk worm silk cause it’s silky (nice)
If somethings more than dirty I might say that it’s filthy
I had a teacher in my grade school named Mrs. Wilky
Travel faster then the speed of sound with my verses
so when I rap behind the beat it always comes out perfect
And man I love eating tacos you can tell by my shirt stains
I know my back hurts every time I have hurt pains
(Ding dong) Who’s in the building? (King Kong)
Man I get on stage and rec-rooms (ping pong)
I crack melons, get around like Pac and Magellan
Crack rocks like black tops or siberian felons
My tales are not fiction, my fails are not diction related
Re state-it: Never diction related
Patrick Noth, acting dope, known as your rapping coach
sit back and hope this don’t give you a massive stroke (just tell em)
I’m Patrick Noth if you don’t know you should ask
I break a bone and everyone would want to sign on my cast
I watch em all drop the microphone when will they learn
2013, Accelerating Returns
When the Needle hits the vinyl I’m the Beatles mixed with Lionel
When it comes to writing songs you’re a “fetul” in vaginal
I’m a scholar and a squire
you’re bologna, Oscar Meyer
In rotation like a tire, I am working and you’re tired
Dominant like 7th chords
Work ethic’s 7 dwarves
Dirtier then peasant drawers,
Knocking on heavens floors
I will in fact shatter that ceiling for mortals
through intensive rhyming while climbing through a series of portals
Causing a disaster, let loose the dinosaur
I’m a t-rex, you’re a vaginasaur
When the mic is on the chord I’m armed with swords
to start a war, Sun Tzu, “The Art of War” I play em’ out like harpsichords
You hardly are before me, no one’s coming after
My diction over rhythm says your fiction doesn’t factor
I maybe should be locked up in a mental institution
but for now I’d like some money through digital distribution
I’m Patrick Noth now please do your research
each verse put em 6 feet beneath earth
I teach first, yes indeed-y, when will they learn
2013 (huh) Accelerating Returns
Produce it and get stupid and I do it scarily clever
I’m Kubrick with the music and I’m lucid barely never
Platinum projection like Rick Ruben with the Dixie Chicks
I’m Cassidy and Kerouac on 66 with Pixy Stix
I came from the comets, Donald Fagan with the sonics
Got the trickle down sound Ronald Reagan economics
And I’m a futuristic humanoid, you’re an amoeba single cell,
your units move like rheumatoid, my single sells like jingle bells
I test you with my methods man I promise that you’ll only fail
I’m Lennon and McCartney, you’re Ringo Star’s pony tail
Guarantee you nothing’s doper then the beat I speak over
emit a sweet odor, Chobani Greek Yogurt
Juiced like Wylers, that’s why on the track I go nuts like pliers
Pros with the poems, get exposed like wires
Flytalker records on the radio flyers
Man I’m seeing in the dark like a bat.
Hit you with a base ball bat.
Beating you in your ribs with a big bat.
You’re a base ball, I’m-a hit you with a bat.
How is that for you? How you like that?
I’m Patrick Noth now I’m ending this session
When I eat jalapeños, man I get indigestion
Competition is something with which I’m just not concerned
2013 I drop Accelerating Returns
Live on Jools Holland 2013
The new Laura Marling record is astonishing, but there is a part in this song that really gets under my skin, and I keep rewinding over it because it’s so musically pleasing and emotionally gutting:
Is this what you think I do in life when I’m not being used? / you’re not sad, you live for the blues / you’re not sad, you live for the blues / I have some news / I have some news / wrestling the rope from darkness is no fucking life that I would choose
YOU’RE NOT SAD YOU LIVE FOR THE BLUES
How do some people just have such pure, raw talent?
I am consumed by this record right now.
edit: WILL SOMEONE TALK TO ME ABOUT HOW BADASS LAURA MARLING IS? WILL SOMEONE TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS RECORD?
Some guy’s trying to sabotage me but this other dude’s got my back.